Give me some new ones.

Some of my current favorites include;

- A few balloons short of a parade

- Banging like a screen door in a hurricane

- I think his cheese done slid off his cracker

- As useful as Anne Franks drum kit

- Carrying on like a pork chop in a synagogue

- Who pissed in your Cheerios? (better than the US iteration that features cornflakes)

- Closing the barn door after the horse has bolted

- Dumber than a bag of hammers

- The tail don't wag the dog