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me in quarantine:
me doing yoga every morning for no reason
reading the news: "40,000 dead in italy, hopefully america will close its borders soon, except, we're not going to probably. also, new york cases rapidly spreading, and, a china woman goes to church and infects 80,000 people. apparently it can spread through air vents, we're not really sure."
*sips coffee*
*thinks about moving to iceland*
thinking to myself, "what if i run out of toilet paper?"
me at work for the first time in 3 months:
boss: "how's the sales quota coming?"
me:
boss: "wow, looks like things are picking back up."
the stock market:
idiots running to buy game stonk
watching the stock market crash on live television in front of your eyes:
bierut:
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