poop is the ghost of our meals.
the corpse of the food that we excrete.
we are ashamed of it
but why?
is it not a consistent part of our life?
does poop not hold qualities of great utility such as:
- health indication
- bodywarming
- emergency cement
- survival food
- aphrodisiac
poop not only has a cozy, brown colour, but its smell is an acquired taste not unlike brie or camembert. (highly recommend stocking up on these for an extra pungent shit smell btw).
take this holiday period to rethink your relationship with poop.
and may you have many healthy shits, with the occasional runny christmas treat 😊
