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you know Jesus oh so well, don't you Satan sweetie  :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

Satan tried to tell you that Jesus hates your farts? 

JesusistheKing said: 

Satan, I am so grateful to know that the three reasons why Jesus doesn't love me are that I fart, that I made my vagina shallow on purpose because normal men disgusted me even though Jesus will be able to easily have normal spiritual sex with me just like you were doing with me, and that I am fat

 

thank you for letting me know and making sure that I do not delusionally believe that my husband absolutely adores and cherishes me and honors me as his wife and is excited that I am letting him free me from more and more sin each day  :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p  🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊✝️

Me and your husband, we had a long talk, especially about your eating habits

But you know what else I taught him, how to deal with nasty bullies (might be part of the eating habits convo, oopsie). Jesus tells you to give the other cheek, I can offer you a more permanent solution ;)

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