Because that's how much he costs me every month. Until he stops being fucking useless I call him 525, as in 525$
"what you pay does not matter because you get your money from a check!"
"I am entitled to both a chalupa and a beefy five layer burrito!"
"I want am Xbox!"
"buy me shrooms!"
"stop being a penny pinching Ebenezer Scrooge!"
"I used your 40$ to buy it"
That's a lot more than 50 Cent.
I enjoy this diaryIt is good to keep track of your finances.
More like 50 pence.
