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if by bang you mean the sound of a revolver dispensing a load into the skull of Jabba the Whore, then by all means. Otherwise, keep that thing away from me, lest we imagine it slathered in yogurt, on a hot sweaty day, and it explodes sending chunks of rotting diabetic yogurt stench flies everywhere like a beached whale, and the smell truly never goes away.
I'm sympathetic of fat girls the same way I am sympathetic of unconfident men... The way people treat fat women or unconfident men makes me think the world is unfair and doesn't care about intrinsic worth. But then I realise I can't connect with anyone anyway and it doesn't matter. Ugly or beautiful, I treat you all the same.
Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)
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