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what's your morning routine?


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In excruciating detail pls

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None of your fucking business, bitch.

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First there's opening the window for my cat, then hours later I do Number of the Day

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First there's opening the window for my cat, then hours later I do Number of the Day

 you are such a fucking nerd lol

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First there's opening the window for my cat, then hours later I do Number of the Day

You are queen of excruciating detail, and you give me this? 

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I sleep the entire morning, unless I have to work

Cheery bye!
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My alarm goes off, I put it on snooze and fall asleep again my alarm goes off again, I put it on snooze and hopefully sleep better this time than the 1st time. My alarm goes off a 3rd time and I realize I’m about to be late for work. I sprint to the shower and take a 5 minute shower and then dry myself put on the clothes I wore to bed that I was also wearing all of yesterday after work because idk what I’m doing anymore. I smoke weed and then change into my work clothes. I go to work listening to music or something and then walk in 2 minutes late.

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What kind of music do you listen to Chapo? 

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What kind of music do you listen to Chapo? 

 Rock/rap/pop mostly

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Copy-paste from "daily habits." Morning routine included.

tpp said:
1. Wake up.
2. Have sex with girlfriend
3. Eat breakfast
4. Have more sex with girlfriend
5. Go to the beach.
6. Look at girls on the beach.
7. Go back home.
8. Have afternoon tea & cookies
9. Call a hooker
10. Read Jordan Peterson's "12 rules for life"
11. Take a work call
12. Play on SC.
13. Go to a hotel.
14. Call a hooker.
15. Post success videos all across internet.
16. Go home.
17. Have dinner, call a hooker, get caught
18. Try to appease girlfriend
19. Call a gigolo for the girlfriend
20. Hide in the closet while your girlfriend makes you into a cuckold
21. Write about the feelings of jealousy and anger in your diary
22. Storm out of the closet and kick the male hooker out
23. Kick your girlfriend out for being a whore
24. Have the rest of the dinner
25. Watch Trinity 7 and imagine Arin Kannazuki being Natasha
26. Read Radha Lana's "How to attract and marry Mr. Right - the art and science of getting married fast"
27. Masturbate.
28. Go to sleep
29. Wake up.
30. Call girlfriend.
31. Repeat from step 2 without kicking girlfriend out.
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