Tryp said: 

Corinthians 11:5-6

And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head.

Similar texts demonize guys having long hair, saying it's shameful, while yet another passage has a bald guy who is mocked by children for his baldness summon bears on them for their mockery. 

Is... God self conscious of his baldness? 

 

I think he decided traps are gay.