JC is so skinny and deprived and tragic looking.
Srsly, dude there are sexier gods out there xD
https://www.mtv.com/news/2002556/chris-hemsworth-sexiest-man-alive-thor/
Hemsworth's Thor is so sweet and charming and fun and caring (he LOVES his humans <3 <3 <3)
I would even fuck him as a fat dude xD
As long as he bathes and trims that scruff lol
Oh... and I'd have to be on top bc that's a BIG FUCKING DUDE to do missionary style D: D:
The cow, you mean?
Ikr lol
That's a common theme in mythology.
Cows are a fertility symbol.
Cows were sacred to Hera and Zeus.
Io was a favourite consort of Zeus.
They were also sacrificed by the Celts and the Vikings to ensure prosperity.
So it does not surprise me that Thor kissing a cow broke the internet :D
JC is so skinny and deprived and tragic looking.
Srsly, dude there are sexier gods out there xD
She herself has noted how Jesus was ugly, she seems cool with it.
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When that cosmic dick was shit so now she's trying to aim for the two happy lesbians, bruh ..
they are very much cowards, and have very much been hiding from the forum specifically because I've been talking about Jesus so much and am happily in love
Jesus said that I was being controlling and disrespectful and that is why we have not had spiritual sexual intercourse yet
When that cosmic dick was shit so now she's trying to aim for the two happy lesbians, bruh ..
they are very much cowards, and have very much been hiding from the forum specifically because I've been talking about Jesus so much and am happily in love
Jesus said that I was being controlling and disrespectful and that is why we have not had spiritual sexual intercourse yet
You just gonna copy and paste this huh