but Turncoat just got me thinking that maybe God would actually have sex with me and now I don't know because there is a possibility 

 TC, you naughty naughty temptress.

I have no idea how that happened don't look at me. 

 You finally got what you wanted and now you don't take responsibility for it.

I'm not going to take credit for something I didn't earn, this was not the intended outcome. 

 I said responsibility.

But it's not what I wanted. 

 That's valid for taking credit, invalid where you must take responsibility.