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Can't believe how crazy this sounds lol


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But I have witnesses. Other people have seen it.

I have video footage.

 

I have a poltergeist.

I've felt her presence all along, and maybe 3 others as well. But she suddenly started throwing stuff around about a year ago.

So what did I go and do? lol I'm a tard.

I triedta make friends when she smashed every laptop in the house on the same day. I thought she was triggered bc of her death trauma or smthg... didn't like cameras or w/e. (Flashes of her life and death do come to me on occasion.) I bought her crayons and blocks to communicate with me to see if I could help her bc she kept making a mess with my son's liquid paper.

I played Chopin and Vivaldi for her bc I know she hates my music, and sat there like a crazy person talking her through the history of flight, beginning with the Wright brothers and ending with Elon Musk, with visual props from Star Trek Enterprise, to tryta show her what an awesome tool my laptop is. To show her that I'm happy to share this space and the belongings in it, and that I'm about the best roomie she's going to find on the corporeal plane. As long as she stops making a mess and breaking stuff like a toddler. GAH.

I tried to encourage her to find a new mom so she could re incarnate in this century bc FUCKING WOW what a great time and place we live in (those of us in the G6+1, at least.)

She wrote "FUCK YOU" with our blocks and "get out now or die" with my eyeliner.

The spastic bitch still refuses to use the crayons.

 

She has also dumped our cleaning products, tossed our bar fridge several times, and painted hilariously unflattering portraits of my sister with shaving cream when Syn came to visit. I LOL'd in spite of myself. The bar fridge was the most unsettling thing. Nobody who lives here or visits is strong enough to lift that thing alone. We work 2 at a time when we have to move it anywhere... She has also got up to mischief when my son is out and I'm in the apartment alone.

But this is the first time she's ever threatened to kill us smh

 

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No, I don't want your advice.

 

I want your best ghost stories, please   :)

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I wish I had a ghost story. 😓

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I wish I had a ghost story. 😓

I don't. 

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Seriously though, why not record this and share?

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0 votes RE: Can't believe how crazy this sounds lol

Is this another one of your stories?

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:D What do you think?

If I'd called the thread "post your favourite Halloween ghost stories" or w/e would you even be here?  :P

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😫 Motherfucker…

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What? 

Fuck you. Post a ghost story  :P

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It doesn't have to be true

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