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I should be made king of earth, here's why


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I let the critics get to me, I let them criticize me into complacency. They had me thinking I wasn't a king, that I wasn't great. They had me searching for issues in me that don't exist. Well enough of that shit, I'm drowning them out. Everybody thinks their way is best, and they want to impose it on me. Maybe it works for them, but I think my way is best. Remember guys, the person who gives you "criticism" has an ego of their own and they want to sell you their way to feel better about themselves. Don't let anybody take an INCH.

 

Flawed people shouldn't be giving out criticism that nobody asks for. It is corossive. You let anybody get to you and you're clipping the wings for your mind to take flight. Remember chocolate kills dogs, but not us. Sometimes different things work for different people and that's ok. That's how it should be. No more apologies.

 

And that includes apologies to the assholes who had the gall to call me a narcissist. If I'm a narcissist, then being a narcissist can be safely redefined as a good thing. They came for me because their own sense of self wasn't stable. Like Aizen here, who desperately wants to be me. Hey Aizen, you're not cool just because you write expositions against people here. I never wrote a hit piece on somebody who didn't deserve it. Aizen is malfunctioning shotgun, blindly firing in all directions to maintain some semblance of self worth. I am a sniper rifle. Sharp, powerful, and accurate, and targeted. I move with intention, he moves with none. To demonstrate this further, I might make a thread on this clown because he's a gold mine of foolishness.

 

Special shoutout to Luna by the way. If Luna ever exhibits genuineness to something other than web traffic and her sense of self it'd break the time space continuum. She pathetically hopped on the chris chan bandwagon because she's that hungry for traffic. Another clown. 

 

Why would I tear into these people? They're assholes. I'm doing them and you a service by clowning on them. I do not clown on people who don't deserve it because I am a man of nobility and honor. I give fire and fury to those who have it coming and loyalty to those who don't. In other words, I have the disposition of a king. 

 

Now obviously I know that the world won't just make me king. Our society just isn't in a place for man like me to be king. The world didn't deserve Trump, let alone me. I mean, even a king Aizen would be an improvement over the current system.

 

If I were king of the world, I would bring a level of maturity, depth, and philosophical/spiritual wisdom that inherently cannot exist in our current system. As opposed to the cheap moral grandstanding, emphasis on image above all else, mainstreamed pop science and sociology, and emphasis on government as a parental figure- I would serve as more of a spiritual guide. Rather than beat somebody with a stick and sending them to permanent time out over doing something foolish or destructive, I would merely teach them a lesson.

 

For instance, for these assholes who try to harm people's real life online under the veil of anonymity.. Instead of jailing them I would merely expose their identity to the world and let the world teach them a lesson. If somebody stole something, I'd have something of equal value of theirs be destroyed in front of their eyes. If somebody committed insurance fraud I'd let them live without insurance for a few years. These, while negative, would serve as enriching and enlightening experiences rather than life crushing jail. I would also just outright legalize all subtance use because the lesson of that speaks for itself depending on the substance.

 

I would tear down all government buildings because federal buildings are designed by a person without a soul based on the typical federal aesthetic. These people expect me to trust their leadership but then make their buildings that look like the lair of the pixies on fairly odd parents. I mean seriously, look at this-

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Now I know King Louis XIV was a clown himself but at least he put effort into enriching the arts and building Versailles which, love it or hate it- has soul. I would convert dead shopping malls into designated royal buildings and give them a makeover of neon lights. I would not just be a king of wisdom but also of style. And these buildings would also be community gathering spots. And yes, you can smoke weed and bring guns in them.

 

I would harness energy sources in unique ways to have energy on a massive scale. For instance I would design a structures near active volcanoes that turned their vast well of thermal energy into a vast well of electrical power. Tsunamis would hit turbines that would power a city for months, free of charge. I would let the market do its thing without mindless tampering. No need for a permit. Innovation needs no permit. My kingdom would be the future. Yo Elon Musk if you see this DM me and we'll discuss using your vice grip you got on government nuts to make this happen.

 

So, I know you can't wait to tell me I should be king because of my great ideas, but sadly our society just isn't wise enough for a king BR. You'll have to settle with Joe Biden aka your jackass grandfather with Alzheimer's and Xi Xinping aka your psychopathic father who beats you at chess then sends you to your room after a patriotic curbstomping... because unlike those guys I understand that society is comprised of adults who should be treated as such, not children. How people raise a kid properly these days when their leaders treat them like kids themselves while all the same being more childish than them? They can't. So, make me king. It's a no brainer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
last edit on 10/1/2021 9:26:22 AM
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Being a king doesn't really look like fun to me, the wealth's pretty much the only perk. 

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u will def inherit earth once the ogre creature zombifies you and makes u continue ur existence as an undead until the end of earth xdd

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Flawed people shouldn't be giving out criticism that nobody asks for. It is corossive.

 And yet...

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They had me thinking I wasn't a king, that I wasn't great. They had me searching for issues in me that don't exist.

You don't think there's value in that?  In at least entertaining the notion, for the sake of broader introspection?

 

Flawed people shouldn't be giving out criticism that nobody asks for. It is corossive.

Everyone is flawed.  Are you suggesting criticism has no place in this world?

 

And that includes apologies to the assholes who had the gall to call me a narcissist. If I'm a narcissist, then being a narcissist can be safely redefined as a good thing. They came for me because their own sense of self wasn't stable.

That's almost certainly true, but does that invalidate their criticisms by default?

 

I never wrote a hit piece on somebody who didn't deserve it.

And the people who have written hit pieces on you feel the same.

 

For instance, for these assholes who try to harm people's real life online under the veil of anonymity.. Instead of jailing them I would merely expose their identity to the world and let the world teach them a lesson. If somebody stole something, I'd have something of equal value of theirs be destroyed in front of their eyes. If somebody committed insurance fraud I'd let them live without insurance for a few years.

There's a reason society is moving past the concept of an eye for an eye.  What you're preaching isn't novel or radical.  It's as old as the oldest written doctrine of law.

 

I would tear down all government buildings because federal buildings are designed by a person without a soul based on the typical federal aesthetic. These people expect me to trust their leadership but then make their buildings that look like the lair of the pixies on fairly odd parents.

lol No arguments here.

 

Now I know King Louis XIV was a clown himself but at least he put effort into enriching the arts and building Versailles which, love it or hate it- has soul.

Are you kidding?  Versailles is a hot mess.  It's all money and no taste.  It's the 17th century equivalent of Slick Rick.

 

For instance I would design a structures near active volcanoes that turned their vast well of thermal energy into a vast well of electrical power.

How?

 

Tsunamis would hit turbines that would power a city for months, free of charge.

How?

 

I would let the market do its thing without mindless tampering. No need for a permit. Innovation needs no permit.

So anyone could steal from or take advantage of anyone or anything?

 

because unlike those guys I understand that society is comprised of adults who should be treated as such, not children.

Then why be a king, instead of respecting the autonomy of these adults and holding fair elections? : P

 

How people raise a kid properly these days when their leaders treat them like kids themselves while all the same being more childish than them?

 In what ways do you see the current state of power affecting child-rearing?

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James 4:10

10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.

 

Matthew 23:12

12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

 

you used to claim to be a Christian, right BR ?

 

Romans 2:13

13 (For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.

 

John 14:15

15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

 

I am nowhere near perfect at this, and not preaching, but I wanted to say that even though it is scary each time, all the times recently that I have been humbling myself for Jesus's sake have paid off spiritually, not materialistically or in the form of praise from men and women, but spiritually which is so much more valuable and healing and freeing and feels amazing  😊🤍🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

last edit on 10/2/2021 1:42:07 PM
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I thjnk quiet beef actually made pretty good points here. Let's see what br responds. 

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I thjnk quiet beef actually made pretty good points here. Let's see what br responds. 

So mean. 

Pretty sure he did this as a one time pop-in, his typing seemed a bit more on the hyperactive side. He probably just needed somewhere to unload all of this. 

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