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Walk backwards through Walmart the entire time you’re getting groceries as if everything is normal 

no one can say anything because you’re technically not causing a public disturbance or doing anything illegal 

Take out a cactus at lunch and start cutting into it with a knife and fork like you’re going to eat it 

Randomly give everyone you know tiny cactuses for no reason 

Find all the convicted pedophiles in your area and just start putting up posters of their faces all over the town like everywhere you possibly can just to freak them out but change one thing about it like their hair color so they’re confused if it’s them or not 

Blanc said: 

Walk backwards through Walmart the entire time you’re getting groceries as if everything is normal 

 

no one can say anything because you’re technically not causing a public disturbance or doing anything illegal 

 I'll do it but not Walmart.

wear clothes in utmost detail from head to toe to look like you are from another century entirely 

could be 1800s, could be the Victorian era, the renaissance, could be Russia during the Soviet Union, I really don't care. any various extremely odd character. 

and just go in public like that, to any normal place and just act like you're really confused. practice the dialect and everything to make it really convincing that you're just a confused time traveler who stumbled into a time warp of some sort. 

like just go to denny's and try to order something 

paint yourself blue and just walk around New York City like that 

go to a restaurant and change wigs and accents between each time the server comes 

My laundry. :(

Blanc said: 

paint yourself blue and just walk around New York City like that