They say every great man gives a portion of his time to philanthropic causes, and to that end I will spare you a few minutes of my time each week to thouroughly help you realize you are all absolute wastes of spaces and if I can help you to see how empty and meaningless your lives are, then I will consider that my ultimate charitable donation to this world.
I'm going to bully the shit out of all of you until you cry and collectively beg me for mercy. Why? Because I'm better than you. I'm stronger, smarter, wittier, wealthier, and more successful than any of you could ever become.
While you all waste hours of your life here desperately flirting with e-women and sperging out at one another in a chatbox to defend your precious egos and online identities (hilarious), I'm making money, partying, fucking hot girls, and enjoying my position as an alpha male of this world.
Please entertain me with some cringeworthy attempts to defend your egos and this embarrassment of a 'community'.
This is my charitable donation for the week.
- Alpha
