Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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A man walks into the library and speaks to the librarian.
“Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.”
The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
"Hey baby, are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind."
Last week, I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest?
A least one does something when it is triggered.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What did the suicidal leperchaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems...
...if I could just get the right people to try it.
I called a suicide hotline in Afghanistan...
They got excited and asked if I can drive a truck!
Suicide?
That's the last thing I'd ever do.
What were Epstein's last words before he committed suicide?
"Please don't kill me!"
Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.