1 try to gain the higher moral ground by passively asking the forum for "advice to help the homeless" so you can subtly say that you care about other people
2 in every case of men vs women take the place of women, passively express your hatred for men and how they used you and dropped you, while deep inside wishing for a fix for your loneliness
3 make certain to never let go of your pixelated bonds with your fellow middle aged gremlins due to how without them to reaffirm you you are nothing
4 pick the one who gets the most attention, preferrably a male, and try to seethe passively against him
5 in case that doesn't work cause you get packed in verbal confrontration, post a gore video
6 when the aforementioned fail tragically, claim that the other person is obsessed/ giving you attention/ you don't care/ he totally feels sooooo much about you
7 the cope didn't work at all, you're still miserable
8 everyone knows
