Crow, NPD mommy, if you're reading this I want you to know baby, I'm always here for you.
I will give you challenging supply daily and I will keep judging you and gaslighting you constantly but without making you feel weak.
I will become the ultimate compensation for your daddy issues but I will never mention you have them.
I will never seek love and affection, we can keep it simple, hedonistic, and capitalistic. Like the rational dark triad chads we are.
I will also keep getting envious and paranoid over you much more than trannycoat does, his meltdowns will pale in comparison to mine.
I'm also kinda loaded this year and I will become much more, I will let you gold dig me like I'm a treasure vault or a mine. And I will never say you're with me for my money, unlike all these toxic incels.
Unlike trannycoat you will never need to give me attention/affection/love/support idc about those, I just want your NPD mommy abuse and you to sit on my face. (hope you don't have aphrodisiacs)
I will tell you all my traumas and fears so you feel in control, but I will never ask about yours. You can have all the data power.
I will use my dark triad machiavellian skills, honed by a life time of regr.. I mean, success. To manipulate the entire world for your sake.
Last but not least.
8 inches.
I also wrote a poem for your sake, here it is.
Hey I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But you're NPD mommy.
So abuse me maybe?