I am fully aware that you're in possession of an abusive NPD mommy that treats you like shit.
I wish to describe my immense envy over that fact, and I believe that I'm a more worthwhile material for such a wild beast like the one you get dildo-fucked by.
For that reason I challenge you in a dark triad duel.
You may set the conditions as you may see fit.
I sincerely hope you won't ignore my challenge, you can set what you want if you win. If I win, I want you to bring this NPD mommy here so I can chat with her every day.