1. Get baited by being called inferior to a user of your own site (repeatedly)
2. Try to throw a personal attack at the user that makes no sense/ contradict yourself in the process
3. Realize that nobody takes your sad attempts at damage controlling seriously not even yourself (prestablished in many cases)
4. Withdraw the argument you started or - rephrase the narrative of each exchange to establish control (never actually works you just seem desperate but it looks cool on text)
5. You're fooling absolutely nobody time to mod another place (you won't do that cause no other place is dumb enough to give you mod)
6. When the aforementioned fail and all your larps are exposed and deconstructed, claim that it was all a huge bait and you totally trolled the person/ didn't get trolled
