Your disbelief is more like "you are so badass and awesome we can't believe you're saying the truth" so..
No.
It doesn't sound badass though, it just sounds like a reach. Even if all of your stories are true there's an element of how pitiable your needs are over how you can't seem to escape them.
Usually when someone claims they did something in their lives it's less vague than how you portray it, but I suppose that could be as simple an explanation as you not paying attention to all that goes on around you rather than outright lies. All I'm asking you to do is elaborate on your claims, be they fantasy or reality, yet you struggle to do so and immediately act as if you're under attack.
You can lie to me all you want, I just want to hear elaborations on your claims.
Xadem didn't anger or trigger me, I said provoked/baited.
I use the word 'triggered' as something more causal, rather than just attributing it to anger. If there's a call and response situation going on, the caller is the baiter.
The way to bait me is to be interesting, something you didn't manage to achieve.
I figured the way to bait you was over responding to your defensive tone nonaggressively. Everyone who's done that on here has managed to achieve some level of occupying your time, and your only resistance against it is eventually noticing your own investment and then demonizing it.
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