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-i was very tired at work in generally and it showed. i slurred my words sometimes

This is an occasional problem for me too.

My biggest mistake today was waiting to sue a flight company.

drank four beers instead of two i suppose

Friedrich said: 

-i gave the gay narcissist patient 1hour time instead of half an hour because i was too tired and forgot that this session should be half an hour (now he loves me and told a colleague that he thinks i think that he is special)

you made someone happy, so thats not a mistake

-i made an aizen thread, basically achknowledging his existence

it takes effort for you not to? i am too busy to even be think about all that

-i forgot my keys at home so i had to drive home during my shift to pick them up

berlin drive is a nice sightseeing

-i said something sexist to my co-worker during lunch break

believe it or not women are turned on by that, its dominant or something, i always throw in some kitchen jokes

and also at the end i talked too long with her. i wanted her to ask me about my breakup but she didnt. so i did not get comforted.

you need to get a mommy gf, foo 

-i ate 4 hamburgers (self made) instead of 2 for dinner

you can make up for it by not eating at all tomorrow

-i was very tired at work in general and it showed. i slurred my words sometimes

 they will forgive you if your general performance is good

you seem quite unable to handle your own shit given that you are a psychologist.

• my mistakes:
• oggling other women in front of wife
• pretending to be a normal freelance crypto dev and getting someone to approve transferring all their tokens to my wallet on ethereum
• eating waffles and energy drink not on a cheat day (Sunday)
• flashing my dick to ppl in front of the hotel cuz i like to walk around naked

• my mistakes:
• oggling other women in front of wife

Did not occur.

• pretending to be a normal freelance crypto dev and getting someone to approve transferring all their tokens to my wallet on ethereum

I'm confused, is this a mistake, or a very thinly veiled boast?

• eating waffles and energy drink not on a cheat day (Sunday)

Waffles are bad?  I mean, I get energy drinks, but waffles?

• flashing my dick to ppl in front of the hotel cuz i like to walk around naked

 Did not occur.

AlmightyJim said: 

Friedrich said: 

 

-i said something sexist to my co-worker during lunch break

believe it or not women are turned on by that, its dominant or something, i always throw in some kitchen jokes

 Actually, I find your kitchen jokes sexy because it expresses insecurity.

I made no mistakes in the last 24 hours.

Friedrich said: 

-i forgot my keys at home so i had to drive home during my shift to pick them up

You don't have all your keys on your car key ring?

-i ate 4 hamburgers (self made) instead of 2 for dinner

Outro said: 

-i ate 4 hamburgers (self made) instead of 2 for dinner

Weird but why is that a mistake?

I assume he's watching his weight.  What I'm more confused about is why he felt the need to let us know they were homemade.

QuietBeef said: 

Outro said: 

-i ate 4 hamburgers (self made) instead of 2 for dinner

Weird but why is that a mistake?

I assume he's watching his weight.  What I'm more confused about is why he felt the need to let us know they were homemade.

Lol, I always thought that cooking naturally limited over-eating. Just don't cook the extra burgers? Why grill four burgers if you only wanna eat two?