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I got a new toy


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After work, i went to use some of my pay to finally buy myself something after 4 years. I walked to the mall and went and saw the 10$ beanie baby in the glass case. The rat beanie baby. I used to have lots of toys but i had been robbed multiple times by people and eventually they were mostly gone. The woman handed me the stuffed rat and i put him in my pocket. I was so excited.  I started wondering what to name him. I have a list of names to choose from, but i still haven't decided. "Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. He seemed to be smiling in response. Maybe after all that time trapped behind a glass, he was ready for a change to. I had been looking at him sitting in that glass case for a few years, afraid to own anything due to constant stealing. Maybe, this time will be different. 

I will break into your house and reorganize your keyboard so you have to learn to type ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
last edit on 8/15/2021 1:47:15 PM
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BR is the most tormented man in the world. 

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BR is the most tormented man in the world. 

 Thats very random and unrelated. You also dont know anything about our lives. I dont even know you

I will break into your house and reorganize your keyboard so you have to learn to type ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

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 ITS A STUFFED RAT.

I will break into your house and reorganize your keyboard so you have to learn to type ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

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 I am choosing to go to Hawaii with her. I live by my own rules, not your's. If I need spoken for I'll speak for myself when i need spoken for.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

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 ITS A STUFFED RAT.

What's your point? 

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last edit on 8/15/2021 8:45:23 PM
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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

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I am choosing to go to Hawaii with her. I live by my own rules, not your's. If I need spoken for I'll speak for myself when i need spoken for.

Technically you're living by her rules, she's clearly the one in charge of your life. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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"Im taking you to the island with me" i whispered. 

Posted Image

I am choosing to go to Hawaii with her. I live by my own rules, not your's. If I need spoken for I'll speak for myself when i need spoken for.

Technically you're living by her rules, she's clearly the one in charge of your life. 

 So desperately grasping for straws that you're trying to justify your point with a toy. If you want this dick just say so.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
last edit on 8/15/2021 9:04:42 PM
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How much do you really understand BR, Turncoat? He's telling you you're wrong.

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)
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