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D_e_l_o_r_a said: 

I had no can opener. Only my hands. Will delora survive in the wild with no can opener? Alas, the violet leaves and garlic mustard and also the wild onion even, will go nicely with my fish.

Like a true beast of the wild, i, the great delora, began to bash my can up against the monkey bars, in attempts to smash it and then pry it open with a rock. It started to work,

but suddenly, a really nice worker at the school started yelling at me to not be on the playground during school hours, and that i, am not to grace the beloved students with the glorious gong like and melodious meditative sound, that is my can banging repeatedly against monkey bars.

Fearing for my life, i jumped off the monkey bars and onto the ground, running into the bushes nearby, and finding sanctuary in the forest. The staff member and the guardian of the school, stood in shock and awe as he was taken aback by my glorious eloping skills.

There, in the forest, i manged to complete my task of opening my can, and mixing the fish inside with the delicious snacks of the forest.

I was so happy, that i almost forgot the tragedy that the school wants to prevent their children from meditating to the soothing sound of a gong during  class, which could open up their young minds, and help them to learn and grow. But alas, it was never meant to be.

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D_e_l_o_r_a said: 

D_e_l_o_r_a said: 

I had no can opener. Only my hands. Will delora survive in the wild with no can opener? Alas, the violet leaves and garlic mustard and also the wild onion even, will go nicely with my fish.

Like a true beast of the wild, i, the great delora, began to bash my can up against the monkey bars, in attempts to smash it and then pry it open with a rock. It started to work,

but suddenly, a really nice worker at the school started yelling at me to not be on the playground during school hours, and that i, am not to grace the beloved students with the glorious gong like and melodious meditative sound, that is my can banging repeatedly against monkey bars.

Fearing for my life, i jumped off the monkey bars and onto the ground, running into the bushes nearby, and finding sanctuary in the forest. The staff member and the guardian of the school, stood in shock and awe as he was taken aback by my glorious eloping skills.

There, in the forest, i manged to complete my task of opening my can, and mixing the fish inside with the delicious snacks of the forest.

I was so happy, that i almost forgot the tragedy that the school wants to prevent their children from meditating to the soothing sound of a gong during  class, which could open up their young minds, and help them to learn and grow. But alas, it was never meant to be.

 Bump 

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So basically you tried to smash a can on a playground like a plebian, scared a bunch of children, and then ran into the bushes like gollum? And to top it all off you left the dude who asked you to leave standing there confused whole you fled  into the bushes like a raccoon after you're usual session of eating the lawn? 

BohemianRhapsody said: 

So basically you tried to smash a can on a playground like a plebian, scared a bunch of children, and then ran into the bushes like gollum? And to top it all off you left the dude who asked you to leave standing there confused whole you fled  into the bushes like a raccoon after you're usual session of eating the lawn? 

 Why is this conversation happening here?

Buttered Toast said: 

BohemianRhapsody said: 

So basically you tried to smash a can on a playground like a plebian, scared a bunch of children, and then ran into the bushes like gollum? And to top it all off you left the dude who asked you to leave standing there confused whole you fled  into the bushes like a raccoon after you're usual session of eating the lawn? 

 Why is this conversation happening here?

 Because it's comedic.

BohemianRhapsody said: 

Buttered Toast said: 

BohemianRhapsody said: 

So basically you tried to smash a can on a playground like a plebian, scared a bunch of children, and then ran into the bushes like gollum? And to top it all off you left the dude who asked you to leave standing there confused whole you fled  into the bushes like a raccoon after you're usual session of eating the lawn? 

 Why is this conversation happening here?

 Because it's comedic.

 Fair enough.

Buttered Toast said: 

BohemianRhapsody said: 

Buttered Toast said: 

BohemianRhapsody said: 

So basically you tried to smash a can on a playground like a plebian, scared a bunch of children, and then ran into the bushes like gollum? And to top it all off you left the dude who asked you to leave standing there confused whole you fled  into the bushes like a raccoon after you're usual session of eating the lawn? 

 Why is this conversation happening here?

 Because it's comedic.

 Fair enough.

I see the clash over what isn't fair being why we see anything at all.