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I hate to break it to you man, you're not really special here.

I'm the smartest, wealthiest, sportiest, and sexiest. That's got to count for something. Smartest as demonstrated by my position and education. Wealthiest.... Well, look at my net worth. Sportiest because I've competed at the world level. Perhaps you can dispute sexiest..... It's all in the eyes of the beholder.... but I fucking love myself, so how can I not claim that?

People like Xad are more socially perceptive, people like TC are more careful with analysis and terminology.

I would dispute that.... Xad is a moron, whereas TC.... subpar when compared to me.

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)
last edit on 8/12/2021 10:00:06 PM
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Fine.  You're just like cowshit.  You're like what flies that fly around cowshit fly around.

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Did I ever say I am just like cowshit, though?

I don't think you understand your own language, Buttered Toast. I

The funny thing is.... I was aware of the wordplay. You're too Jerry to understand that. However, you're now factually incorrect about English grammar.

What do they teach you in school if even non-native speakers can point out your flaws?

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)
last edit on 8/12/2021 10:42:25 PM
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tpp said: 

Did I ever say I am just like cowshit, though?

I don't think you understand your own language, Buttered Toast. I

The funny thing is.... I was aware of the wordplay. You're too Jerry to understand that. However, you're now factually incorrect about English grammar.

What do they teach you in school if even non-native speakers can point out your flaws?

 When all else fails, gaslighting to the rescue!  Also, there is almost a mixing of metaphors/similes too, but that can easily be explained by your non-native English speaking status, I suppose.

tpp said:
Only you consistently orbit around me like a fly around cowshit.

 "orbit" vs "buzzing"

"around me like a fly around cowshit" implying that, if she is like a fly that orbits (flies/buzzes) around cowshit, you're (like) the cowshit she is orbiting (flying/buzzing) around.

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last edit on 8/12/2021 11:05:00 PM
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tpp said:
Only you consistently orbit around me like a fly around cowshit.

 "orbit" vs "buzzing"

"around me like a fly around cowshit" implying that, if she is like a fly that orbits (flies/buzzes) around cowshit, you're (like) the cowshit she is orbiting (flying/buzzing) around.

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 When all else fails, gaslighting to the rescue! 

If I say that Xadem fucked Natasha like a donkey fucks a cow, does it imply that Xadem is a donkey? Because that's what you were advocating for.

Also, there is almost a mixing of metaphors and similes too, but that can easily be explained by your non-native English speaking status,

Fixed it for you. By the way, what is "almost a mixing of metaphors and similes"? As in, I almost mixed them up, but not really? For a native speaker, you sure suck at conveying whatever it is you're trying to say.

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tpp said: 

 When all else fails, gaslighting to the rescue! 

If I say that Xadem fucked Natasha like a donkey fucks a cow, does it imply that Xadem is a donkey? Because that's what you were advocating for.

Sure.  Like one.  However, your example isn't quite a proper analogy.  You'd be the cow in this situation.

Also, there is almost a mixing of metaphors and similes too, but that can easily be explained by your non-native English speaking status,

Fixed it for you. By the way, what is "almost a mixing of metaphors and similes"? As in, I almost mixed them up, but not really? For a native speaker, you sure suck at conveying whatever it is you're trying to say.

 Almost, as in "orbiting" vs "buzzing" is the wrong use of the metaphor in context to the "fly" simile.  I don't think the incomprehension you're having trouble with right now is entirely my fault.

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last edit on 8/12/2021 11:25:20 PM
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Did not read anything in this thread it's a waste of time

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It's great that sugar hasn't made a single reply here, lol.

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tpp said: 

You have taught me... a valuable lesson. I have gifted many people here with my attention. You and only you I scorned and said you're worth nothing and refused to take seriously. Yet, those whom I show affection to ignore me. They find nothing special about me... Only you consistently orbit around me like a fly around cowshit.

It says a lot about human nature.... Turncoat seems to believe that there's strength in caring. I believe there is not, and I have now demonstrated that point.

 You realize you just said you're cowshit, right?

 LMAOOOOOO

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