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I want to put a keychain on the phone like

okay pop sockets are cool 

Belt clips for pagers was cool 

but where is that same energy for iPhones like 

I wanna clip it anywhere 

I wanna clip it to my pants 

I wanna clip it to a door, a desk, a fridge 

I wanna clip it to a hook on a wall 

I wanna hook it to a picket fence 

I wanna hook it to my car dashboard my steering wheel my air vent 

I wanna hook it hang it dangle it 

lock it pop it turn it twist it do it better faster stronger