As for "things that went on..."
Nothing. Nothing went on. Nothing ever happens here. Not to me. You people are so wrapped up in drama.... While I'm having sex, making money, and enjoying my life. My life is not so dull as to remember anything besides........... Forums open. Blog. Forum. Forums close. Forum opens. Forum closes. Forum opens. Forum closes. Forum opens.
I do remember some of the users very fondly. Not you. The reason I say you're the most boring person here.... Is that I only found out you're an old member.. Months ago perhaps? I have no recollection of "sugar", if that account ever existed. You never did anything. You never amounted to anything. You are nothing but a petty troll and nothing you have ever said has been even remotely interesting. I have no recollection of you. You are nothing. Not to me, at least.
Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)