I love Xena

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on 7/19/2021

Posts: 686

I have this weird obsession, and now I have this weird pressing feeling in my brain that tells me to fall in love with Xena. However, I am resisting like a champion.

Wish me good luck.

It's just that.... Xena is such a wonderful person. I love her personality, her charisma, and to be honest I'd love to see her break. I really love to just see people break. Like, she's so fragile.

I have a hard time really explaining why I've fallen for Xena. I don't even know what she looks like but I have a really specific reccurring dream that involves her. I want to see her betrayed, to have her trust you and then to break her heart. Despite being an asshole she's crying because she's lost you or what you represented prior to the betrayal.

It would be so nice oh my god. Not even in a sexual way. Can you be attracted to someone and not want to have sex with her? That's kind of how I feel for Xena. It's such a strange feeling. Maybe it's love, or maybe it's magic. Who knows.

The only thing I know is that right now I feel like Xena is the one thing missing from my life. Am I a pathetic person? Ahahahaha lol.

J/K I feel nothing for Xena. Ahahahahahaahahhahahaha

Bitch.

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)

by Xena

on 7/19/2021

Posts: 2647

Haha.

Is that natasha with properly placed caps?

I guess it doesn't matter who it is. My response to your sentiments will be the same.

You feel that way bc you'll never break me, dumb dumb.

The person you know as SC's Xena (as opposed to the iconic 90s tv character) is mostly an illusion I've created.

What you're saying is akin to saying that you want to peel Princess Leia out of her metal bikini and feed her to the Sarlacc that was supposed to serve Luke his execution.

lol Princess Leia doesn't exist and the Sarlaac doesn't exist. Tatooine and Luke Skywalker don't exist, either.

But we're all pretty compelling characters playing out entertaining stories against an interesting backdrop.

I think what you're feeling is fan squee :P

by tpp

on 7/19/2021

Posts: 686

But it's the heart beyond the mask that I'm infatuated with. I see right through you. A tomboyish woman who is fun-loving and snarky yet gentle on the inside.

A bit like I'm infatuated with how Leia risked her life to save the galaxy, which says mountains about the actress.

Have you ever been heart-broken?

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)

by tpp

on 7/19/2021

Posts: 686

I find it grossly offensive that you chose not to play coy with me.

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by tpp

on 7/19/2021

Posts: 686

I think I have it figured out. I thought about why I'm attracted to you. It's because you're helpless and in need of protection. That's it.

I thought at first that perhaps it's because you're much less intelligent than I am. However, I realized that it's not that. I can become infatuated with relatively smart people. But never people who are street smart. There has to be a certain sense of fragility that attracts me, and you have it.

You're a damsel in distress. A helpless idiot girl who walked into a sociopath den, and are now in need of my rescue.

Buttered Toast: (Lolling at a German dude's English grammar)