step 1
inject roids to feel more masculine / less beta
step 2
create a zyzz-"chad" persona to get attention/validation
step 3
celebrate over having sex with trannies prostitutes
step 4
claim that your life is awesome and you're rocking the shit
step 5
after all your larps fail and you get bullied by Aizen, threaten to kill him irl
step 6
"it was all a larp u fell for it"
step 7
too late everyone saw you sperg you're done now