I don't know some of you. Tell me about yourself in this thread so I may judge you.
I'll start.
I'm Cain.
Some people aren't born to be blessed with tragedy in their blood.
I'll continue.
I'm Cain.
I have a massive rash underneath my armpits and itch myself to sleep every night. My skin is like a warzone and I have dreams of ice cold armpit baths while my butt is massaged. My butt is a bit of a weird place, it makes me uncomfortable when people touch it but I still kind of want someone to knead it.
Yep, that's me alright. You can call me Cain, or C-man.