1 work at mc donalnds
2 be an actual downie with anger issues
3 attempt to mimic npd/aspd behavior due to getting beat by one (your father)
4 get baited into proving yourself
5 failing in proving yourself
6 get baited into proving yourself again
7 failing in proving yourself
8 repeat
9 when every mental/ verbal attempt fails, challenge the person to a fight irl
10 never actually go, fake ss and say you won
11 repeat