INTRODUCTION
It’s the 5th of May 1989, right at the end of the Serbian Nigeria revolution. Nigger-dude, gets out of his house, in need of a pack of cigarettes for himself to smoke. He, being ignorant to the fact that his life will change at this occurence, continues walking unworryingly.
CHAPTER 1 - GETTING OUT OF THE CRACKHOUSE
Tyrone shouts, “Oi cunt, where’s my smokes?”, Nigger-dude stares at him, and unknowingly, shouts: “Muh dik”. He then decides to get out of the crackhouse. Being lightheaded from the copious amounts of watermelon and crack cocaine, he stumbles at the way to door, falls, and cracks his head at the door. But at the misfortune of being a nigger, he remembers that, he’s not allowed for medical insurance, and tries to forget his pain when he steps out the door.
It was a sunny day, may I mention it was almost summer, yes, time to browse it!
It was a good day indeed, for white people may I say, when you are a nigger, you can never go to the beach without being arrested, or asked: ‘’wut are you doing here you’re already black enough let the sun for the crackers maneee’’
Nigger-Dude was revolted against the oppresors (White Scummy Trash WST)
So when Nigger-Dude stepped out of the house he marked the beggining of his journey against the white-jewish opression.
Armed to the teeth with watermelons, and an army of stolen bikes and fellow nigger-dudes, he started plotting his first plan against the ary...white people and jews too.
Don’t forget jews aren’t white tough*
No, he still wanted revenge against the jews because in the Ho-low cost many nigger-dudes were killed but no one cares.
He threw a watermelon to the ground and screamed:
- ‘’We’ll make the white house...the BLACK HOUSE.’’
Every fellow nigger was shocked with this announcement, however it was predictable because he was indeed half-white, even tough half white, the nigger genes are many more.
His white parts were noticeable in the eyes they were green, and they were noticeable in the nose.
It was kind of thin and stuff for a nigger.
Chapter 2: Meet the Jew Illuminati Monster
Nigger-dude and his fellow niggers were plotting their plan to attack the ‘’Black House’’ as they now like to call it.
Tyrone AKA the nigger-lieutenant whispers to Tyrone-2 to tell Jamal AKA the Collonell nigger about the watermelon base in South Afghanistan.
After much discussion in how to attack the black house and re-occupy the watermelon base, they brainstormed and found a solution.
A partnership with KFC would be the safest option, they would produce food and mini-niggers for their nigger army.
on May 9th the creation of the revolutionary army of the niggers (Niggermacht) gave something to the white people to worry about. The new nigger rebellion participants, especially Tyrone-2, were confident in their ability to sway the superior aryan estabilishment, because they didn’t yet meet any opponent, and they were convinced that ther wouldn’t be any opponents as powerful as their army is.
But they were wrong.
Exactly, when, they arrived at the soon-to-be Black House, they sighted something from miles away. Something, big, white, with seeming endless tentacles.
The creature slowly approached the nigger army’s current position. The sight became more and more clear as he stepped nearer to them.
This monster had a David’s star, with Illuminati sign, imprinted on his chest. His over 200 in count tentacles, were actually big white penises, that shot an acid, that would melt an army of strong men right away.
Tyrone-2 approached the monster and shouted:
- What is that, you would want from us, Illuminati Jew Monster? This is not your business.
The Jew Illuminati Monster then responded:’’IM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE DESECRATE MY FACE’’
Tyrone-2, seemingly confused, repeated his question:
- I repeat, what in the name of Holy Watermelon is that you want?
The Jew Illuminate Monster, proving his Zionist conviction responded:
- I am Jew Illuminati Monster. I am Jesus’ reincarnation. I shall gain any monies, any amount of petrol, any amount of worldly goods, that i beleive i am entitled to and will crush anything that stands in my way.
Tyrone-2, now acknowledging the potential of the monster in front of him, offered the Kike Monster alliance:
- Join Us, Jew Illuminati Monster, and we shall rule the world together!
The Monster, presenting his swift decline, hurled:
“OY VEYYYYYY *SPLATTER* “
He vomitted crushed palestinian children over the nigger army, which then responded with watermelon, and venomous KFC parts at the unmerciful monster. Now they were aware that, there is indeed a need for combat. And the leuteniant Tyrone-2 shouted:
“Y’ALL NIGGAS BETTER TAKE POSITIONS, WE GOTS TO MURK DA ALIEN PENIS, EASTSYDE 4 LYFE NIG”
The nig-nogs took position, and the two sub-leuteniants prepared the explosive watermelon catapult, as fast as they would run from police when stealing bikes from defenseless white children.
- “Prepare....Arm yourselves...In the name of Niggresia, Shoot!”
The nig-nogs released catapult’s contents at the monster, which got hurt, and dropped 50-60 jewgolds from his fat Zionist pockets.
Tyrone-1 giving command for the infantry to grab the jewgolds to cause rage to the Kike Monster.
The infantry while displeased with this sacrificial order knew this was a must-do or else they would get crushed.
An infantry full of robust strong coloured men hurried to grab the jewgold and place it on the ‘’Black House’’ bunker, the kike monster so full of rage, started ejaculating blood everywhere, it started raining ho-low cost victims, and there was nothing the nigger army could do.
Tyrone 2 ordered the army to get an high position and shoot the penis holes of the kike monster with snipers.
Unfortunately more than 1000+ men-niggers were killed during this holy war against the kike monster.
When all of the penises were filled with sniper-shots.
Nigger-Dude wondered now that he possesed all of the jewgold what he could do with it.
from buying an infinite amount of bikes to give his army the greatest amount of speed and land technology or maybe arming the whole army with quality nigerian watermelon without seeds.
Nigger-Dude chose the best of the two great options.
He chose the quality nigerian watermelon.
And now that everybody feared the great nigger army (niggermacht) he proceeded to take-over the city and steal all of the existing bikes.
Unfortunately even before they deployed all of the watermelons and nigger-mecha parts Jew kike monster grabs tyrone-2 from the military bunker and chops his head off with his oh-so sucking cock.
Once again the great niggermacht faced a great problem now that the jew kike monster got a multiplied power thanks to the jidf support.
Nigger-dude was not confident against this great monster, the only chance they had was a humiliating one.
...Asking Uncle Allah (Iran) for dem nukes.
He had no choice but to call Ahmadinejad AKA The Great Allah’ized monster to give him support against the whole JIDF and the Kike Monster.
Ahmadinejad wasn’t very trustful in the potence of niggermacht, however he gave them 3 nuclear missiles for them to use against the JIDF satellite.
It was a costly operation.
But it was however the only chance.
Once again Nigger-Dude presses the big red button to send the nuke to outer space and explode the jidf satellite.
A huge explosion appeared on the sky, millions of bankers and advocate’s falling from the sky like jews...no wait they were jews.
Now we have the Kike monster to defeat, with his defenses down 2 nuclear missiles should be enough. He asks every Lieutenant to order the division to give suppressive fire against the kike monster while he prepared the big red button.
After a thorough penetration on the niggermacht they finally got orders to retreat thanks to the soon to be launched nukes.
2 HUGE FLYING BIG BLACK COCKS COMING FROM THE BLACK HOUSE HIT KIKE MONSTER’S MOUTH.
He starts going apeshit as the missiles explode in his big jewish bulbous mouth/lips.
Before he dies he screams.
‘’WTC 4 LYF WUS JEW BOOM 2 TOWERS DOWN DICK FLEET’’
I wanna make sex with your butthole - Mahmoud Al Ajbir