Matrix said: 
Turncoat said: 
AlmightyJim said: 
Turncoat said: 
Matrix said: 
Turncoat said: 

I was really expecting this to be an anus or something. 

I'm glad to see you're more varied than that. 😘

 Forget it (s)he doesn't deserve any love.

It was unoriginal anyway. 

 The wit investment is for keepers, this is all pump and dumps get

I mean the box of chocolates that Matrix posted was unoriginal (and expected), yours was a surprise. 

 A box of chocolates is less of a surprise than flowers? Hmmm okay then.yell

I mean he also made the topic, while your post was somewhat of an off brand imitation.