As if my cynicism hadn't been pushed to the limit already, this night has really given me a run for my money. So as everybody knows, Delora's social approach can be rather unconventional. Sure, it is not for everybody but it's ultimately harmless and when you get to know her she is quite pleasant.
Well, unlike me, she actually has faith in today's generation and actually tries to make "friends". So, she takes her chicken sandwich and runs over to this group of very evolved African Americans to make a joke about the sandwich. They laughed, possibly at her but I am not sure. Whatever the case, I shrugged it off, and she returns to the table we were sitting at to finish her lunch. I guess those people laughing was enough for her to believe she could possibly befriend them, so once she finishes her food, she attempts to sit down at the table she had previously walked over to.
As soon as she sits down over there, they choreograph this collective dick move where they dramatically jump off the table and pretend to run away from her in disgust. I will now refer to this group as the "niggers" for the rest of this post. The lead nigger walks up to her and says "you have two seconds to get off this table". This provokes both me and Delora, but I don't do anything yet. In response to this, they laugh in her face and begin mocking her aggressively. She is beginning to get panicked but they don't stop. Threats continue- that's when I lost it.
I hop off my chair and storm across the cafeteria, then stand between her and the niggers, and unleash a mighty tyraid of how they are worthless bullying pieces of shit, and give them not one, but two middle fingers. The lead nigger gets provoked by my outrageous decision to stand against their bullying of my wife and walks towards me as if he is going to attack. I assume a fighting stance, ready to defend myself. Adrenaline is rushing, I know everyone is looking, I know I may be about to get hurt..... and I don't give a fuck whatsoever.
Then, the nigger gets held back by his friends and dragged on out of there. I notice all the people there giving my looks, some chuckling. I look at them all and shout "Is this fucking funny to you people? Is witnessing somebody get bullied for just trying to make fucking friends something you find amusing? That's Ok, because you're all worthless idiots not worth befriending. Fuck you and fuck this generation."
Having made my point, we make our exit.
