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My owner is this sexy guy who is extremely smart and nice and cool and my savior. I feel so lucky to be his. If I didn’t have to work, I’d walk around with a “property of...“ sticker, but unfortunately, I can’t :( For now, all you need to know is he makes me happy and I am no longer free to do as I please, so I’ll have to ask my owner before I do anything that requires a choice. So I will likely be more tame.

Sounds very healthy.

Does he know about your little secrets?

 Yep, every single one. He’s literally a life saver. I see why people think suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Even if you’re unhappy for nearly 28 years, everything could change in an evening. Life is long and unpredictable enough to have hope and faith that one day you will feel better. Only cutting life short, can guarantee that the status of it never changes. 

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My owner is this sexy guy who is extremely smart and nice and cool and my savior. I feel so lucky to be his. If I didn’t have to work, I’d walk around with a “property of...“ sticker, but unfortunately, I can’t :( For now, all you need to know is he makes me happy and I am no longer free to do as I please, so I’ll have to ask my owner before I do anything that requires a choice. So I will likely be more tame.

Sounds very healthy.

Does he know about your little secrets?

Yep, every single one. He’s literally a life saver. I see why people think suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Even if you’re unhappy for nearly 28 years, everything could change in an evening. Life is long and unpredictable enough to have hope and faith that one day you will feel better. Only cutting life short, can guarantee that the status of it never changes. 

Your ignorance over reincarnation is astounding, and I'd argue that life's surprisingly predictable if you actually look where you're going. 

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Ew. Penises  :P

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Xena said: 

Ew. Penises  :P

What if it's a woman's penis? 

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Xena said: 

Ew. Penises  :P

Suck it.

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Nah. Women's penises are smaller but just as slimy 

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Xena said: 

Nah. Women's penises are smaller but just as slimy 

Penises or butts? Or man-nipples? Knees? What part of the male body do you like the most?

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It's a whole package, actually. I don't have a specific favourite part.

It all has to come together with great performance, graceful movement, sultry eyes and a pleasing voice.

Like an epic meal or a killer sports car.

If you hyper focus on one part over the others, the full package doesn't work as well.

 

 

^^ He's a stunner. I love the way he... does everything lol  <3

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My owner is this sexy guy who is extremely smart and nice and cool and my savior. I feel so lucky to be his. If I didn’t have to work, I’d walk around with a “property of...“ sticker, but unfortunately, I can’t :( For now, all you need to know is he makes me happy and I am no longer free to do as I please, so I’ll have to ask my owner before I do anything that requires a choice. So I will likely be more tame.

Sounds very healthy.

Does he know about your little secrets?

Yep, every single one. He’s literally a life saver. I see why people think suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Even if you’re unhappy for nearly 28 years, everything could change in an evening. Life is long and unpredictable enough to have hope and faith that one day you will feel better. Only cutting life short, can guarantee that the status of it never changes. 

Your ignorance over reincarnation is astounding, and I'd argue that life's surprisingly predictable if you actually look where you're going. 

 I don’t remember talking about reincarnation, but I’m not going to re read because I’m lazy right now. I just wanted to write that I plan everything out, so I know how predicable life can be, but it’s the fact that anything could happen, that makes life unpredictable. You can only predict it or even count on it for a limited time.

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0 votes RE: Forget tits and bummies...

My owner is this sexy guy who is extremely smart and nice and cool and my savior. I feel so lucky to be his. If I didn’t have to work, I’d walk around with a “property of...“ sticker, but unfortunately, I can’t :( For now, all you need to know is he makes me happy and I am no longer free to do as I please, so I’ll have to ask my owner before I do anything that requires a choice. So I will likely be more tame.

Sounds very healthy.

Does he know about your little secrets?

Yep, every single one. He’s literally a life saver. I see why people think suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Even if you’re unhappy for nearly 28 years, everything could change in an evening. Life is long and unpredictable enough to have hope and faith that one day you will feel better. Only cutting life short, can guarantee that the status of it never changes. 

Your ignorance over reincarnation is astounding, and I'd argue that life's surprisingly predictable if you actually look where you're going. 

I don’t remember talking about reincarnation

'I see why people think suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.' 

Reincarnation presents suicide as a fairly okay alternative, as it's not the end of the line really. 

I just wanted to write that I plan everything out

No, you believe that's what you're doing, likely as a cope over people dressing you down over it. 

You're a horrible planner from what I've seen so far. 

so I know how predicable life can be,  but it’s the fact that anything could happen, that makes life unpredictable.

"I am good at seeing how predictable things are, but it's also entirely unpredictable."

Lolwut? 

You can only predict it or even count on it for a limited time.

I still disagree, and see this as the coping of someone with a poor connection to the collective reality. 

You'd have to be able to read what people are about to predict anything, and you can't even read yourself. 

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