They feel so squishy and good and safe. Ever since Instrument's disturbing sex stories I've been unable to imagine perfect bum and titties, but I feel safe again.
I love you all so much and I want to squeeze your titties.
Over.
Titties can't talk, so how can they consent?
Like a cat's purr, you just need to listen for the sounds.
Can bums consent, even if they aren't technically contributors to society?
That depends on what you mean by "technically", "contributors" and "society."