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Gofuckyourself said: 

I'm sitting at the bar at the arcade, I'm minding my own fucking business, I'm playing pac-man everything is great. I'm drinking my beer, and I'm happy that night. Bartender bitch comes over to me, starts talking to me. Annoying. I'm being polite hoping she goes away. No, she doesn't. Bartender bitch breaks the fourth wall, leaving from behind the counter, a bartender man takes her place. He leaves me the fuck alone like a sane person. and so after this miracle she  comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me. Most boring ass topics of all time. I just nod and smile. Bitch costs me my game. Now there's more of them, here comes her friends. I'm hoping they will distract her, but now they want me to go to the bathroom with them. What the fuck. Why the fuck are they going to the bathroom together? What the fuck? Are they all just going to take a shit together? And if so, why? They try again to invite me. I refuse. I want to drink my beer. They all head in there, into the bathroom, as a group. Fucking weirdos. All giggling and shit. I wonder if I'm being fucked with, and I play some pacman. I have to take a piss, mind you this is like fifteen minutes later. Well apparently, they never left the fucking bathroom. They are all in there, still, when I go in there to take a piss. they act excited to see me. Holy shit. They all start talking at me, making weird assed annoying squealing noises, and laughing. I go in the stall and pee. I'm out of the stall. The women are blocking the sink standing around it talking, and all doing make-up and shit. I was about to just not wash my hands, when one of them asks me if I need to use the sink. I say yes. I use the sink. She starts asking me about some guy I was apparently sitting next to. She is standing in my way, to leave the sink. I get annoyed and ask her to please move. I go to sit down and finish my beer ( I hid it) and some loud ass music starts playing. Music is to Loud, I go sit outside. Its not loud there. I take my break from the noise, and when the song is done, I go back inside. I go play some games, I'm playing for about an hour, taking occasional breaks from the noise, and drinking beer. This lasts like am hour. I go take another piss- yes. They are still there. After an hour, they are still in the bathroom, and they are still asking me stupid fucking questions. I jokingly but also legitimately ask- "what are you guys doing in here?"  One of them says "having an orgy" trying to be funny. Actually, I laughed my ass off and found that funny. Especially since I took a shit instead of a piss after, maybe I can think of it as a big fuck you, especially since I didn't wash my hands because I didn't feel like dealing with "guardians of the sinks". Moral of story- some people are fucking weird and form cults in the bathroom. The end. 

I'll reformat this later, maybe. 

Turncoat said: 

Gofuckyourself said: 

I'm sitting at the bar at the arcade, I'm minding my own fucking business, I'm playing pac-man everything is great. I'm drinking my beer, and I'm happy that night. Bartender bitch comes over to me, starts talking to me. Annoying. I'm being polite hoping she goes away. No, she doesn't. Bartender bitch breaks the fourth wall, leaving from behind the counter, a bartender man takes her place. He leaves me the fuck alone like a sane person. and so after this miracle she  comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me. Most boring ass topics of all time. I just nod and smile. Bitch costs me my game. Now there's more of them, here comes her friends. I'm hoping they will distract her, but now they want me to go to the bathroom with them. What the fuck. Why the fuck are they going to the bathroom together? What the fuck? Are they all just going to take a shit together? And if so, why? They try again to invite me. I refuse. I want to drink my beer. They all head in there, into the bathroom, as a group. Fucking weirdos. All giggling and shit. I wonder if I'm being fucked with, and I play some pacman. I have to take a piss, mind you this is like fifteen minutes later. Well apparently, they never left the fucking bathroom. They are all in there, still, when I go in there to take a piss. they act excited to see me. Holy shit. They all start talking at me, making weird assed annoying squealing noises, and laughing. I go in the stall and pee. I'm out of the stall. The women are blocking the sink standing around it talking, and all doing make-up and shit. I was about to just not wash my hands, when one of them asks me if I need to use the sink. I say yes. I use the sink. She starts asking me about some guy I was apparently sitting next to. She is standing in my way, to leave the sink. I get annoyed and ask her to please move. I go to sit down and finish my beer ( I hid it) and some loud ass music starts playing. Music is to Loud, I go sit outside. Its not loud there. I take my break from the noise, and when the song is done, I go back inside. I go play some games, I'm playing for about an hour, taking occasional breaks from the noise, and drinking beer. This lasts like am hour. I go take another piss- yes. They are still there. After an hour, they are still in the bathroom, and they are still asking me stupid fucking questions. I jokingly but also legitimately ask- "what are you guys doing in here?"  One of them says "having an orgy" trying to be funny. Actually, I laughed my ass off and found that funny. Especially since I took a shit instead of a piss after, maybe I can think of it as a big fuck you, especially since I didn't wash my hands because I didn't feel like dealing with "guardians of the sinks". Moral of story- some people are fucking weird and form cults in the bathroom. The end. 

I'll reformat this later, maybe. 

 Be my guest

“ fucking weird and form cults in the bathroom. The end. ”

Lmao, they were going to give you some coke in the bathroom you retard

Gofuckyourself said: 

I'm sitting at the bar at the arcade, I'm minding my own fucking business, I'm playing pac-man everything is great. I'm drinking my beer, and I'm happy that night.

Bartender bitch comes over to me, starts talking to me. Annoying. I'm being polite hoping she goes away.

No, she doesn't. Bartender bitch breaks the fourth wall, leaving from behind the counter, a bartender man takes her place. He leaves me the fuck alone like a sane person. and so after this miracle she  comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me. Most boring ass topics of all time.

I just nod and smile. Bitch costs me my game. Now there's more of them, here comes her friends. I'm hoping they will distract her, but now they want me to go to the bathroom with them.

What the fuck. Why the fuck are they going to the bathroom together? What the fuck? Are they all just going to take a shit together? And if so, why? They try again to invite me. I refuse. I want to drink my beer. They all head in there, into the bathroom, as a group. Fucking weirdos. All giggling and shit.

I wonder if I'm being fucked with, and I play some pacman. I have to take a piss, mind you this is like fifteen minutes later.

Well apparently, they never left the fucking bathroom. They are all in there, still, when I go in there to take a piss. they act excited to see me. Holy shit.

They all start talking at me, making weird assed annoying squealing noises, and laughing.

I go in the stall and pee. I'm out of the stall.

Get to the point...

The women are blocking the sink standing around it talking, and all doing make-up and shit. I was about to just not wash my hands, when one of them asks me if I need to use the sink. I say yes. I use the sink.

She starts asking me about some guy I was apparently sitting next to. She is standing in my way, to leave the sink. I get annoyed and ask her to please move. I go to sit down and finish my beer ( I hid it) and some loud ass music starts playing.

Music is to Loud, I go sit outside. Its not loud there. I take my break from the noise, and when the song is done, I go back inside. I go play some games, I'm playing for about an hour, taking occasional breaks from the noise, and drinking beer. This lasts like am hour. I go take another piss- yes.

They are still there. After an hour, they are still in the bathroom, and they are still asking me stupid fucking questions. I jokingly but also legitimately ask- "what are you guys doing in here?"  One of them says "having an orgy" trying to be funny. Actually, I laughed my ass off and found that funny.

Especially since I took a shit instead of a piss after, maybe I can think of it as a big fuck you, especially since I didn't wash my hands because I didn't feel like dealing with "guardians of the sinks". Moral of story- some people are fucking weird and form cults in the bathroom. The end. 

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