"I was dating this hot chick a few years ago and I met her through one of my guy friends. She came to me complaining about him and getting her in bed was pretty easy. About six weeks after we had been hooking up she called and said we have to meet up because something serious had happened. I thought oh boy here we go……I met with her at a restaurant for dinner. She had a completely different demeanor than before. While eating she told me she was pregnant and that I was the one who knocked her up. She said she needed 300 for an abortion. I didn’t want to be a dad so after dinner I went to an ATM and got her the money and she left. I didn’t hear another thing from her for months and I ran into one of our mutual friends in a bar one night and he said “Hey man did you hear about Susan?” I said, no what happened. He said “she went to all six of the guys she was f~~~ing and got 300 dollars from each of them and moved to Florida.” F~~~. They will say anything. What’s the biggest lie one ever told you?"
KEK
my soulmate tbh
