If you are over 25 and
- Dont have a job
- Dont have a family (or at least a long term relationship)
- Dont have any measurable accomplishments (degrees are not accomplishments unless u made big money)
- Havent been to 5 countries at least
- Addicted to drugs, booze, poker, whatever
You are a pathetic failure, you need to leave this site and need to get ur shit together bruh
What qualifies as a measurable accomplishment? I’m good on everything else because I’m obviously not addicted to any drugs at all.
I can't tell if the last sentence is irony or not.