good morning SC
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I walked outside and was like, oh, that's weird. it's 8am and feels like noon.
the air was humid. the wind, stuck to my face.
I felt like I was breathing inside of a dead babies diaper.
and then I get in my car, I have a temperature gauge telling me it's 85 degrees.
I thought, "85 at 8 in the morning? that's unusual"
and then I turn on the radio.
and all hell breaks loose.
everyone is FREAKING out
the temperature is so high, that it's actually *dangerous* to go outside and they're telling everyone (especially the elderly and people with health conditions, and poor health) to stay INSIDE.
around this time of year, people start dropping like FLIES.
imagine what it's like on the coast.
people are drinking- yes, alcohol. they're on the beach all day getting burnt to a lobster crisp.
and then they go out in the water, and have heat strokes and drown out there.
or they're just having heart attacks and heat strokes right on the beach.
old people are literally keeling over in their drive ways, or just walking in parking lots.
LADIES and GENTLEMEN
stay inside. turn on your AC. if you have dogs, KEEP THEM INSIDE.
that is all I have to say.
why does god hate us? I don't know but- I'm MOVING bitch.
have a nice day
it is, an I quote, 111 degree heat index today
You need to get out of there.
You need to escape.
That heat fries people's brains.
Have you people learned nothing from Florida Man, or the flooding of their psych wards?
The only people meant to be there are either Old or Mexican.
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