First picture is of a night sky and the camera pans down to reveal a silhouette of a man crouched behind a bush. you can just make out his face which has a concentrated, nearly grimacing expression. As the camera slowly zooms in on the face scary music starts playing.
now the camera is in his face and you see his eyelids tremble. the camera quality is like 9000p so every eyelid hair is seen for dramatic effect. right before he's about to open his eyes the screen goes black
next scene a loud sudden hollow sound erupts, its like someone loudly sharted into a plastic barrel. the same man is lying in a pool of shit and blood crying and hugging his knees, you are left wondering what happened. the shit and blood covered floor is littered with lasagna pieces and also taco bell receipts, the dramatic music enters a climax and at its crescendo the man suddenly looks into the camera and exclaims in a thick London accent 'a bloody shet miself' and then the camera goes black
~fin.