im ready to get married tomorrow lets do this
her: "will u marry m-"
me: WELL shit I was WAITING for u to freakin ASK get in the car we have papers to go sign god damn.... *grabs her hand and drags her to the car*
anyone: will you marry me?
me
You expect to be courted instead of being the one doing the courting?
Given your orientation, you don't even have gender to throw at me as a typical excuse for this.