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The snake diet:

Eat once a month.

The auschwitz diet:

Don't eat.

The hollywood diet:

Whenever you eat something, go to the bathroom and throw it up.

Remember to also do 5 lines of coke a day and smoke a pack of cigarettes.

The finnish diet:

OD on amphetamines, run from the russians while skying for 420 km till you finally colapse wounded by a land-mine.

Anorexic people are attractive and stand out, they get supply without doing anything.

I was anorexic as a kid, I remember I ate a bit once every few days. Good times, good times.

Ice chips help for moisturizing your lips so that people can't tell as quickly that you're dehydrating yourself. 

Anorexia itself is a body adaptation. A normal, functionally healthy body will feel hunger in it's early stages of lacking food, then when pushed too far you'll instead feel sick to your stomach to even be thinking about food. The latter is the stage you want to be in, as that makes it require less motivation to starve yourself. Eventually even that feeling becomes tolerable and it can become easier to simply forget to eat. 

Moving around helps for losing weight, but it also drains what little precious energy you'd have without food and drums up an appetite (it's also really unpleasant without food as fuel). I've found it easier to just not get out of bed for losing larger amounts of weight (plus it's not like you're in it for your health anyway). 

You'll want distractions. TV shows can kinda do the trick if it's suspenseful enough, but I've seen that video games can be enough of a time sink to fall out of eating habits if there's enough room to clock time onto it. Past a point focus will start to wane and it'll become easier to just stare at the ceiling or pass out repeatedly anyway, so the need for distractions is more of an early one. 

There's foods with a surprisingly low amount of calories, and many that are straight listed as having zero. Pickles, Celery... water-based veggies in general should be your friend. 

If this proves too difficult for you there's always Bulimia, but for that one to work you'll need to do something about the room for enamel damage from the daily exposure to stomach acids. It also helps to know other people with the same... lifestyle choice... for morale and motivation through your peers. 

Do all of this and, if you're dedicated enough, you'll waste away into nothing. After so much starving you won't even shit yourself when you die. If you quit the program however you'll find that you've damaged your metabolism, usually in favor of easier weight gain but sometimes instead expressed as an inability to go back to a healthier weight class. 

Edit: I've also seen people abuse uppers (mostly adderall) for weight loss. It's meant to be taken with food so that it won't inhibit your appetite, but taking it without food makes it insanely easy for most to not eat anything that day. 

I want to become obese do u wanna be friends

Stop begging for money and be an even more defeated vagrant. 

It would also help if you were disowned and put out. 

Surely you can see your anorexic goal is near right now. 

Xadem said: 

I want to become obese do u wanna be friends

 Transplant body mass from cawk to xad