Dima79 said: 

Its just that when my ex daughter in law punched my nose, I got brain damage and now I'm a retard!

 I didn't get brain damage from blows to my nose. just my psyche was broken and I became a real nutcase. :) and in general you must not reproach me. you have to sympathize with me because I went through a terrible trauma. :) this is no joke, to be repeatedly beaten by your own stepdaughter. :)

 Aw, poor little baby, you want a cookie with those tears? 

I have long given up on flour products. I don't even eat bread. it is better to fry me pieces of pork liver with onions and hug me so that I can feel your warmth and compassion for me. :)