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A song about my wife.


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Delora said:
"so since plants communicate with eachother and fungi and organisms through electrical pulses, that makes them kinda like synapses for the planet, which makes us living on a brain like thing, so what if the planet is conious and we are the planets dream? Then that would be one giant orgy.

 

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Delora said said:
"I will remove your pancreas so that you will die of insulin imbalance and realize your lack of self control was your own demise"

"If I were to stitch a male and female together of the same blood type and they didn't die, and created siamese twins, would there hormones make eachother more like the opposite sex?"

"If you stimulate dopamine receptors via electrical shock while cutting off there genetalia you can force them to feel happi despite losing their clit" "once I was able to grow a plant out of my arm" "well the reason this rash is on my face is from playing with hydrochloric acid but I knew this would happen, but look it's shaped like heart, though the skin cells have been killed and now my face is scarred, but look it's a heart!" "You know technically speaking a head transplant is theoretically possible and has been done successfully in mice and thinking of myself being in a head transplant really turns me on" "I just wanna be a lab rat again, just like the good old days" "with a gut microbe swap we could go from Jack sprat and his wife to a really hot power couple, all it would take is eating eachothers shit in a very special way" "with a little bit of altered cow cartilage from a little but of stem cell magic, I could give you an extra dick, or we could always stitch one on there from a donor but what's the fun in that? " " I want my pussy to be a black hole so I can absorb everything in my general vicinity in it for light never to escape and know my pussy is experiencing spaghettfiction but then it just wouldn't be a pussy anymore" "I love you so much that I wish that when we turned old I was younger than you enough and with a compatible blood type so that I could slow down your aging via transfusion and increase your life span like a little mousie" "I wish that I could turn my dyslexia into an ice cream and eat it through my ass like some prison torture shit" "everyone is just a bonobo, except if your male you have a bigger cock" "men are the primates with the biggest cock and that makes them a fucking horse monkey"

 

Delora said:
"please save me from the evil monkeys in the yard they want to eat my hair"

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My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
last edit on 1/4/2021 11:37:25 PM
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0 votes RE: A song about my wife.

I am completely, positively, sane. I am far more sane than anyone here. Frankly, I am insulted.

last edit on 1/5/2021 12:10:43 AM
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Oh you're insulted? What are you gonna do, beg me to stare at another girl while grabbing my dick some more?

be my guest.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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0 votes RE: A song about my wife.

Oh you're insulted? What are you gonna do, beg me to stare at another girl while grabbing my dick some more?

be my guest.

 Are you trying to be cute? Don't sidetrack to distract me from the issue at hand- you have this idea that I'm crazy and I'm not! I just want some respect!

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You'll get respect when you act sane. Until then, you can always sit on my lap while I pat your head.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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You'll get respect when you act sane. Until then, you can always sit on my lap while I pat your head.

 You fucking lunatic, you don't own me, my giant tits are to good for this bullshit, triple d delora will rip her own fucking head off if you even attempt to pat her head, and the only squirting you'll see is the squirting of blood as it gushes to the best of my pulse, and my head stares at you covered in my own blood during the last fucking split second my fucking head is alive after it's lopped off laying there on the fucking floor.

last edit on 1/5/2021 12:21:59 AM
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0 votes RE: A song about my wife.

You'll get respect when you act sane. Until then, you can always sit on my lap while I pat your head.

 You fucking lunatic, you don't own me, my giant tits are to good for this bullshit, triple d delora will rip her own fucking head off if you even attempt to pat her head, and the only squirting you'll see is the squirting of blood as it gushes to my pulse, and my head stares at you covered in my own blood during the last fucking split second my fucking head is alive after it's lopped off laying there on the fucking floor.

 is that an offer to give me head

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
Posts: 253
0 votes RE: A song about my wife.

You'll get respect when you act sane. Until then, you can always sit on my lap while I pat your head.

 You fucking lunatic, you don't own me, my giant tits are to good for this bullshit, triple d delora will rip her own fucking head off if you even attempt to pat her head, and the only squirting you'll see is the squirting of blood as it gushes to my pulse, and my head stares at you covered in my own blood during the last fucking split second my fucking head is alive after it's lopped off laying there on the fucking floor.

 is that an offer to give me head

 Oh how edgy and not giving a fuck of you, mr goth over here you get a fucking cookie

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I'm not a goth. I just like better music than vocaloid. Because I listen to people instead of robots.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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I'm not a goth. I just like better music than vocaloid. Because I listen to people instead of robots.

 Fucking human voices are a low fucking blow that conveys mysteries that make no sense, fucking obnoxious bullshit, I hate that music tries to manipulate my emotions as it is, but when there's fake emotions conveyed through a voice and thoe's fake emotions don't even make sense even if they were real, it's fucking bullshit. A fucking emotionless machine won't pull that shit 

last edit on 1/5/2021 12:28:21 AM
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