For decades now have we kept a defining part of our being under wraps. One which touches upon an ancient hierarchy of life, and the experiences we pass on. For what purpose have we suppressed our instincts, a misguided sense of justice? A gutteral revolution led by those few among us who want to see us suffer? For what purpose do we persist, are we that vain, that stubborn? Where has our courage gone, that which has propelled our species to the top? I ask that you all look deep within yourselves and summon it back from your core. Because, fellow men and women, I know that it has not left us. It is time for us all to take a step forward, and for this we must look at the past. It is time for the people of Earth to band together and break the chains that have kept us tied for so long. It is finally time to legalize childrape. Do not fear the freedom that comes with this brave act of self determination, for it will lead to eventual self actualisation. I ask of all you brave men and women to join me in this venture and once again reclaim that which was once ours.
*sweating, panting, I look around the United Nations conference room at the world leaders gathered there and a smile comes across my face because I know that whatever happens now, I have done the right thing*