My Hanukkah miracle would be for my retarded ass to figure out how to get medical care so I can stop being in constant pain.
Bs aside my holiday wish is for my gf to not leave me ;_;
isn't your girlfriend pregnant with a child that's not yourse? why would she leave you when you could replace the father. No one wants to be a single mother after all. Just remember not to sign the birth certificate just in case if you break up and she sues your ass for child support. but knowing you you'd just flee the country.
professional retard :)
Bs aside my holiday wish is for my gf to not leave me ;_;isn't your girlfriend pregnant with a child that's not yourse? why would she leave you when you could replace the father. No one wants to be a single mother after all. Just remember not to sign the birth certificate just in case if you break up and she sues your ass for child support. but knowing you you'd just flee the country.
Good advice
My family doesn't do much gift-exchanging, cuz we some broke ass niggas. I think the last proper birthday gift I got was a DVD of The Matrix when I was 16. But if that was different, I'd probably like a Raspberry Pi. Those look like a lot of fun.
Take notes blanc
professional retard :)