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things I would rather do than see my family tomorrow:


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gargle with mace 

step on dog poop in my favourite shoes

lose a needle in a carpeted room

eat a lot of really greasy food

stub all of my toes

 

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Hey, at least you can bring us another cheeky vocaroo after the ordeal's over.

A shadow not so dark.
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Hey, at least you can bring us another cheeky vocaroo after the ordeal's over.

oh oh a lil mission

I will be a sneaky lil spy

or a soldier behind enemy lines

this seems much more fun now

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*Classical music in the background*

#British accent #Proper English

"Dear child, I'm afraid you could be doing better than that"

Yes Mummy

"Don't talk with your mouth full"

"I booked an appointment for you to see Mr. James to get that thing checked"

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gargle with mace 

 

 im eating a spicy tuna roll rn and even this is too hot lol i would die 

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gargle with mace 

 

 im eating a spicy tuna roll rn and even this is too hot lol i would die 

 I feel you, I honestly think onions are kinda spicy heh 

BUT I WOULD STILL RATHER GARGLE WITH MACE >.<

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*Classical music in the background*

#British accent #Proper English

"Dear child, I'm afraid you could be doing better than that"

Yes Mummy

"Don't talk with your mouth full"

"I booked an appointment for you to see Mr. James to get that thing checked"

If I ever called my mother mummy I'd shoot myself.

Tho... my siblings do it occasionally.

I call my grandmother grandmama often tho, but she's really cool so it's different. 

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