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Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy
We can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset

Cowboy, cowboy
We can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

Cowboy, cowboy never die
Feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy you get all the chicks
Big, big horses and big dicks

Was never wild, never mean
Never joined a cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware
Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
Cowboy, cowboy, we died
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick

How to torture Waffle House staff 101: 

You guys said that I made that music thread to spite Tony, but we all know he was the one who made it first to spite me.

I hate the name of it too. And the fucking "." in the title. Will not post music here.

I named this thread "The First Music Thread" out of experience. We know there will be other music threads.

I never wanted to use TK's "Music to Suit your Mood". 

This is The First Music thread here, and it isn't the only one.

EDIT: Seer showed me this. She's a good DJ.

Edvard said: 

You guys said that I made that music thread to spite Tony, but we all know he was the one who made it first to spite me.

I should have opened with this. Better late than never.

DJ Wormboy