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Home buying escapades


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Here we go again. 

So if you don’t remember last year my parents were seriously interested in buying a home, that we wound up getting in the habit of calling “the tally house.” It was a very good deal for what it was, but they tried to lowball the offer 100grand less, which got declined. They were out bid very soon after, during the time they were debating paying full price. 

 

It’s a decision we all entirely regret dropping the ball on it, however, we do like to believe, if its not meant to be- it’s not meant to be. 

 

I didn’t think it was going to be possible to find another deal quite like that. Which sounds naive but, if you understood the qualities of the property, compared to the price and, given its location, it was an absolute steal. And beyond every definition of, ‘dream home.’ I could go on for hours about it but, just being on the property was heavenly. I don’t know how to describe it other than just, immense relaxation and euphoria. That came over me, so intensely, I actually fell into a restful sleep. The best nap I’ve ever slept. And it was just laying in lawn... the atmosphere is, something you can’t put a price on almost, but if you did it would be, resort/paradise cost. 

 

It also had a lot of potential to be a wedding venue which at the time wasn’t at it’s peak, and now is, basically nonexistent but- back then, I really liked the idea of hosting weddings simply for my own fun as like, a hobby. More than an, investment. 

 

But all our dreams were crushed when it slipped out from under us in one day, with no warning. 

 

So that’s a bit of a back story to this new house, which we found, a year or so later now since “the tally house” 

 

And we’ve fallen in love with “the hay house” now. As we did with the tally house. It is another, tally house. Essentially. Like a rare comet in the sky, this real estate opportunity comes once in a blue moon. Where you find an absolutely amazing property, for a steal, of a deal for what it is. 

 

So to tell the crazy story, my mom talked on the phone for hours with my cousin who struggles with depression. Trying to help him, she suggested downloading a good therapy app, which she checked out herself by downloading. It is a CBT therapy app. 

 

She’s been discouraged lately by the state of the world and I think at certain points it has worn thin on all of us in some way or another. So she started flipping through the app one day when she was feeling bad and didn’t know what to do about it. And the app asked her to make a “hope board” 

 

She follows a lot of surfers on Instagram, because she herself loves surfing, the surfer life style. She reads books written by surfers, she admires everything about, the whole, thing. Super into it. So one of these surfers posted a picture of a house that was infamous in the surfing world, a lot of famous surfers stayed there over the years in attempt to catch the big waves on the shore near it. And the house is so iconic and famous, it’s been merchandised and turned into drawings, and put on shirts, etc. 

 

So she saw the house as a drawing on the gram, and liked the photo a lot and the inspiration behind it, what it was all about, and most importantly that her favorite famous surfer dude lived there who, she took inspiration from (and a lot of surf junkies seem to, adore). Surfer hall of fame kinda guy. 

 

And so in the comments, the fans of this guy were commenting back and forth about how wonderful that guy was, and one guy posted a comment of a famous quote, from the famous surfer who lived in the house, about combining art, vitality, and wellness or something like that into one hippie dippy life style that worked for him. And that’s how, he managed to pull off affording the surfer life style. Supposedly. Haha. 

 

So she used the photo of that house in drawing form, and the quote, and put it on her hope board, in her CBT app when she was feeling shitty. Because it was inspiring her to like, assimilate her life into a synchronicity that would churn out the results she was wanting (while still enjoying it and being at peace, not just white knuckling). 

 

Surfing is how she clears out the negativity in her life and in her mind, etc. And just, resonates good vibes into the universe. 

 

My moms always been very hippie dippie and ‘granola’ and you know, I always though the theory ‘what you put out comes back’ energy bull shit. But, then it started to work and I saw the matrix like synchronicity happening in her life right before my eyes. 

 

So, just passively looking at real estate as she always does, she found this house, ‘the hay house’ that has an uncanny resemblance to the famous surfer house. So she was immediately really intrigued. 

 

Theoretically, you could say she was drawn to it, or, perhaps, she drew it to her. That’s what she believes anyway. Vibes man. Lol 

 

And so yeah, it happened. So she’s been doing this thing where she just follows her intuition, and it actually ends up, winding her up places she wouldn’t expect, finding new opportunities, meeting new people, and everything just sort of falls in line the way its meant to be- when you do that. 

 

And so we went and did a drive by to look at the property, and figured, if its meant to be, its meant to be. And we’ll give it a look around. 

 

As we were driving around, we ran into the owner. Who just happen to be on his way from the short walk from the door to his car. And we talked for quite a good while and, he was very excited because, we were the first people to express interest in this house. (It was just listed on the market today at 9am, we arrived at 10am lol) 

 

And yeah we exchanged business cards yada yada yada, turns out he’s in musician management. He and his wife decided to sell the house as it was used mainly used for events and they had a second property anyway so this one was just sitting, being unused. They decided they wanted to travel to all the national parks in America, they said, and didn’t need their Costa Rican get away for events anymore (because they weren’t having any damn events due to covid) 

 

(They designed it after where they stayed in Costa Rica, because they previously had loved living there so much.) 

 

And so, we thought okay, well that was cool and fun. But then my mom decided to call the realtor, as she found out from the owner, that she was doing showings today and, she was curious if she could squeeze in an appointment anywhere. 

 

The realtor was happy to squeeze us in, and in the time we waited for her to arrive, we met some other contenders interested in the home. Which, was very interesting. Due to the homes unique nature, it’s attracting the eccentric people of this city to come out of the woodwork, and it was kind of nice to meet people who were, not so cookie cutter. A lot of musician artist types, ‘rich hipsters’ as my mom calls them. But yeah, one guy had a mousilini mustache and rode a red tiny motorcycle. And was a famous high diver. 

 

And then yeah we met with the realtor and got to see the house, and it was even better than the photos as they say... it was very inspiring and, uplifting, but serene environment. You’d never need to take another vacation because it’s all there. And it also had a lot of investment potentialities, as well as plenty of space to continually grow and change. 

 

We like to call our family like a little island. We stay very close together. So, with this spread out property, it offers the perfect amount of houses for my sisters family, my parents, and I, to all have our individual places to live, while still being together and, benefiting from the beauty of the property. It also minimizes costs to have everyone living on one plot of land. We’re always together anyway so, it just makes sense. 

 

We call it our island. And among extended family members, we call it the gatsby house, because we are always the hosts of every single event that there possibly could be. It’s just our thing. My mom loves hosting, the family loves getting together and partying so, it’s just, how things have traditionally been for a long time. We’re, that house that everyone goes to. A revolving door of people, all the time, all year round. 

 

Which is really nice, and why we want to stay in the same area. 

 

That’s part of what makes this house so special is, it’s very difficult to find a property like this in this area, that is for sale, and for a price that is reasonable. So this is a major steal, in a lot of ways, and suits us, perfectly. 

 

Not only that, but it’s, literally a spitting image of the home that the infamous surfers stayed in. So my mom saw it as the universe affirmation sort of thing like, “this is the house ur meant to have” sort of thing (like i said, my mom is very hippie dippie). The house is perfect for her, it just screams her all over. It is her dream home she said. And I’d say by looking at it, that’s beyond accurate. I couldn’t imagine, a more perfect house for her it’s so strangely her exact personality

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And all the things she loves, in real life. 

 

There were tons of tiny affirmations through out the house as we were touring it, and it just really resonated with us, in a way that’s hard to describe but. It just felt like home. 

 

You don’t always get these kind of feelings when touring homes but, yeah. It was very much resonating. Vibes man lol 

 

The little affirmations along the way just made it seem, once again, strange and surreal, matrix like. That all were screaming, “this house was made for you.” 

 

I think my mom’s worked hard in life, and really deserves this house. And if not this specific one, we’ll find another property, what’s meant to be is meant to be. 

 

She talked with her financial advisor and he spoke to someone and got confirmation that, based on their standing, they were approved with the bank to buy the home. 

 

And we told the realtor we were interested in putting in a competitive offer. They’re not accepting offers until tomorrow technically, so we will find out tomorrow, who’s offer they take. There were a lot of contenders but, the people we spoke to all seemed interested in low-balling in an attempt to get an even better steal of a deal- where as we have learned from our mistakes, and are going to come in with full offer. Which hopefully will be very appealing. 

 

But here’s the thing. If someone makes a cash offer, they make take that upfront rather than our bid even if its higher, because a direct cash doesn’t have to be done through the bank, and thus they dont have to pay sales taxes on it- and they get all their money up front. 

 

The owners are already wealthy people, and own 81 acres of land in prime real estate territory (their other property), and are planning on traveling the world some more for shits and giggles. I don’t think they are in desperate need of cash up front but, it does worry me that if someone does do that, even if its a lower bid they may take it. As with our offer they will have to pay the sales tax because of going through the banking system. 

 

So yeah... hopefully it works out. It’s, um. A close call sort of situation so. We will see. 

 

If its not meant to be we still have a great plan up our sleeves and will be ready for to seize the next best opportunity. Keep you posted. FINGERS CROSSED! 

 

TLDR: my parents put an offer in on a Residential property, hopefully we get it. We will find out soon. Keep you posted. 

 

Oh and i forgot to mention there is horses surrounding it On all sides and then a lake on the other side. On top of already being just a beautiful property itself. It has a really scenic drive in and, drive way etc. And, I’m particularly in love with the albino horse that I would see everyday sitting on my porch deck having coffee. 

 

It’s a very pretty horse. Lol. The porch deck / view reminds me exactly of a resort i stayed in in Cancun (actually i think it was tulum idk lol) but its uh, its ideal because also the back is forested, and no one can build on that forest, so uh, we get a super like, rustic, privacy wall around us as well. It’s very remote as it is but, they’ve made it very private which is a huge thing for me. As well as, uh, being out of the way enough to not here any damn noise. And there is no noise, its perfectly, serene and peaceful quiet. Which, if you’re anything like me, it was music to my damn ears. 

 

I was like, to my mom- “you hear that?” *Pause, silence* “...exactly.” 

 

Privacy & Quiet. My two favorite words in real estate. 

 

last edit on 9/20/2020 12:43:48 AM
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Oh and I forgot to mention the reason we call it the hay house is because it’s like a barn because it’s surrounded by horses XD and there is hay like on the property in a few places 

 

the previous owners had pigs and chickens so that’s why and. There is also an out door shower that is like entirely secluded by walls made of hay, and then one of the guest houses is made of a barn like wood that also is the color of hay 

 

so it just stuck out in my mind as the hay house because of so the hay on the property and surrounding it. Because horses. Lol

 

this is yet another thing that is perfect for my mom as she grew up taking care of horses and loves them. And always dreamt of having a stable of her own but they’re just so high maintenance it’s kind of hard to manage. 

but this way we can look at all the pretty horses but without having to own and take care of them. 

last edit on 9/20/2020 12:53:32 AM
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UPDATE: 

 

FUCK we were out bid by 26,000 dollars difference. God dammit. We were very close to getting it but, idk they decided to accept that offer because it was cash up front offer as well. So they wouldn't have to pay sales tax going through the bank. 

 

We're going to keep looking though, my moms already found something else she's interested in. The realtor of the hay house offered to find us something similar in the area as well so hopefully we do find something... 

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Wtf, you don't ride horses do you? 

Since when did you do that? 

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Blanc has always struck me like a horse kind of girl. So it's the correct stereotype to a T.

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Blanc has always struck me like a horse kind of girl. So it's the correct stereotype to a T.

But she doesn't understand horse-feelings. 

She also never leaves her house except for some coffee. 

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last edit on 9/20/2020 4:22:56 PM
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Not a great time to buy a house rn, but love is love. 

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Not a great time to buy a house rn, but love is love. 

It's not like Blanc knows how money works anyway. 

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