its the summer of 2013, i was sent from romania back to roachistan because i neglected school for online freelance webdev jobs and mom realized she can't live her docter dreams through me.
mind you this was the peak of my narcissism, going to tanning beds and doing my eyebrows and everything. i hang with my childhood friends and some noisy annoying teenage girls from the neighborhood that I was trying to seem not too interested in, remembering a huge crowd chasing me when I pinched the ass of a little girl of about 6-7 when I was around 11.
One of the girls was particularly annoying, yelling at people around her and calling em idiots when they were trying to help her put together some shit she had in her hand that looked like a phone or something. My unspoken rule back then was that nobody has a bigger ego than me in the room so I decided to "put her in her place". I noticed that she had a particularly big nose so I blurted "you must have lied alot as a child."
Everyone stopped for a second then burst laughing. I also had my share of laugh combined with narcissistic elation. Then...
I felt burning on top of my head and my vision went a little dark for a second. I thought maybe I am having a diabeetus crash or something. I realized that my head is bleeding.
The girl made her way thru the stairs screaming. I was walked to a nearby hospital but they just patched it up and I went my way.
Now everytime there is a situation with a woman I make sure to hit them first.
